Patrick Havens on August 5th, 2008

CTRL-ALT-DELETE has been doing simple sketch comics sorta as “sillies” or fillers.  The occasional laugher that didn’t take the artist Tim Buckley long to throw together (well as long as the normal strip).   In these its been some entertaining jokes, one liners and chucklers…. but todays hit home because in a way its true.  The [...]

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Patrick Havens on August 4th, 2008

This is one of those you need to read the story… But look at this picture, and got to DirtGetsWet and wonder. Don’t people stop and ask friends why certain things are the way they are? I noticed our water pressure getting bad here at the house and we fixed it. I [...]

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Patrick Havens on July 9th, 2008

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
[via Quotes]
Mind I’m sure there are a few dry countries that will argue this comment.  But it’s [...]

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Patrick Havens on July 6th, 2008

Yes you heard that right.  John McCain, republican Presidential Candidate hates me.  to be truthful he “Hates” all bloggers on the “cables”, but I;m sorry… That type of foresight really bugs me.  He’s proven many times over that he doesn’t really get the Internet, doesn’t really care for it, and in fact doesn’t even know [...]

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Patrick Havens on July 5th, 2008

At least one Gas Station Owner has a sense of humor.

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Patrick Havens on June 27th, 2008

I ran across the above “motivational Poster” and I was struck with this.  There are so many bad steriotypes out there about Americans as it is.  Laziness didn’t used to be one of them.  In fact we used to be scorned because we didn’t have patience and we’d rush to get something done.  But lately [...]

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Patrick Havens on June 18th, 2008

One of the things I miss in the current SNL are the Deep Thoughts from Jack Handy. Always unusual, sometimes controversial and ALWAYS irreverent… I loved the humor. Well here is a list of some of the best:

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let’em go, because, man, [...]

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Patrick Havens on June 18th, 2008

Given the money a woman’s beauty can shine.  In the below pictures that where emailed too me, a number of women were offered and given an extreme makeover.  In some cases I can tell the change was really minor, and just cleaning up.  But some surprised me, and made me wonder what all was done.
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Patrick Havens on June 7th, 2008

I never knew there was a Sarcasm Society but they had a great collection of quotes that I’m sharing here.
» Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
- Ashleigh Brilliant
» It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
- Paul Newman
» It’s a catastrophic success.
» I feel so miserable without you, [...]

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Patrick Havens on June 7th, 2008

Marcus Walker of the Wall Street Journal
pointed out an interesting… issue. How solving the worlds problems of not having enough food, and the food price complications related to the Bio Fuel issue, wasn’t the only major issue the UN has had to deal with. In Rome one hard issue at this week’s [...]

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