There are a lot of entertaining videos out there… and some are downright revolting. Right before the puke stage (a number would argue that it is at the puke stage) there is a video called 2 girls and 1 cup. It starts with what some guys would consider a nice scene of 2 girls kissing… but quickly changes there… Its not the worst video I’ve seen out there, but it is pretty bad. Well Esquire Magazine did a interview with George Clooney and this except near the end is priceless:
[...]I’ve spent a couple of hours showing Clooney sites about Clooney, but I haven’t asked him, Does he ever go on the Internet?
“I go on YouTube when somebody says to look something up,” he answers. “There was one a few years ago that killed me. Look up ‘monkey smells butt.’”
I type it in. Up pops a video of a chimp sticking his finger up his butt, smelling it, then promptly passing out.
Clooney roars with laughter. “He just smells it and goes woooah and flops off the side. That always kills me.”
At this point, I make a segue that seemed relevant at the time but in retrospect was probably a very bad idea. “You know,” I tell him, “I asked the guy who does the Esquire Website what I should show George Clooney, and he said, ‘Show him 2 Girls 1 Cup.’ ”
“What’s that?”
“It’s the most disturbing video in the history of videos.”
“Show it to me.”
“Really? I don’t know.”
“I can take it,” Clooney says. “I’m a grown-up. We’re all grown-ups.”
“It’s scarring. It’ll scar you forever.”
“Is it long?” he asks.
“No,” I tell him, “but it’s so disturbing. I saw it once and can never get it out of my mind. I can’t watch it again.”
“I want to see it.”
Well, he asked. After a bit of searching, I find the link. I click it.
After several seconds: “It’s not so bad,” he says.
Three seconds later: “Oh.”
Another two seconds: “Oh, my GOD! Oh, my God!! Oh, my God!”
Clooney puts his hand over his mouth like he’s going to throw up. He bolts from his chair and walks out of the room.
Clooney’s longtime PR guy, Stan Rosenfield, wants to know what the fuss is about. Clooney tells him he just watched the most repulsive video he’s ever seen. Rosenfield wants to see it.
“I want to go at least one second more than George.”
“I’ve got to watch Stan watch it,” Clooney says, recomposing himself. “It’s like the rodeo — see how long you can last.”
Rosenfield lasts three full seconds before walking out.
Clooney, having regarded himself all morning, now just watches, doubled over with laughter.
I refuse to traumatize anyone by actually linking to the video. But lets just say the video sites that show the reactions to it are better then the video itself.
In truth the most disgusting one I’ve seen was an export from Germany in which they had a festival of such videos… and all where pretty bad. But one… I still have nightmares.
I will not say more as just the brief thought was enough to make me lose my appetite for the rest of the day.
Tags: Famous, Famous Actor, Gross, Internet, Movies, Scary, videos, Weird
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