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I love Tattoos but…
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I got passed this, and at first I didn’t believe… but some of these qualify as dumb-ass people. Are yes there are some that kids should not see or suffer nightmares. Note: Some of the views expressed here are not the same as I… They may be stupid, but no one needs to be killed over bad judgment… enough people are trying to do that anyways.
I bet you, $1,000,000 he made that nickname up himself, even though NO ONE refers to him as so. He is awesome.
“Dude, I look fuckin’ tough!” Yea… You will look dead when a cop busts’ a cap in your ass thinking you have a gun stuffed in your pants there ‘Fucktard.
Okay, concept cool… But concept not cool. Plain & Simple.
Bart……. Simpson’s……………. Asshole. This is it, huh folks?
Steve-O from Jackass is awarded negative points for this idiotic smile, tattooed in the back of a moving jeep rolling over 3’ high bumps. And he gets paid for this crap?
Tattoo-ee, “Hey… Is this supposed to look like this?” Doctor, “No.” ( infected )
Now no one’s gonna wanna’ high-five you now dickhead. I hope it hurt too…
No Comment.
Someone please, please, pretty please stab him in his real heart for being such a fuckin’ vagina.
Um… Hugh Hefner is coming over in 15 minutes to kick you in the balls.
Dear Shotgun Face, Your tattoo is stupid. That’s it. Buh-Bye.
Frattoo… ( and it’s a piss poor one at that )
I like this one… It has a soft spot in my heart. I mean come on… It says, “CUNT” & “PUNCHER”.
This doesn’t win for the dumbest… I feel he might win for the ‘Creepiest Fucker Alive!
2 words. Cock. Dragon. 1 more word… Splendid.
I see this and I cringe… no thank you.
This is your brain… This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
Steve-O has regained some points for this… Seriously. It never gets old.
This dickless wonder paid someone to tattoo this on him… Shit, I know
a ton of people in Brooklyn that would have done the real thing for
free.
I hear that she was paid $10K for this prime piece of advertising
space. But seriously… How many cans of Beefaroni does $10K actually buy? ( the ad worked though, I checked out the website out of sure pity
)
I ain’t saying shit about this guy… Cuz without a doubt, he will hunt
me down, he will find me, and eat my eyeballs out of my skull… And
then piss into the empty sockets.
From that day forth, he was known as the guy “who gave Papa Smurf a rim job”.
ICP? I see a guy with a shitty tattoo… Did people actually like Insane Clown Posse that much? Good lord.
… And Yooz an idiot! I am gonna send my friend to come see you… He
about 10 pix up, I feel you two might get along smashingly.
Looks like a 12 year old retarded kid drew this on this “guys” arm. That’s right, a “guys” arm. Can we say ‘regret?
I topped this one… I have a tattoo of a stickman, with a chainsaw
held at the base of my cock… And every time I get ‘wood it looks
like, um… Er… Okay, I will just stop now.
OMG… LOL… ROFL… WTF? ASS… HOLE… TTYL.
You might as well write “sell out” on your arm… At least the GOLDENPALACE.com chick got 10K for it.
I feel so sorry for this one… Not the guy, but the tattoo. It has to live forever on such a goofy looking fart box.
I’ve seen chicks with the same looking twat… But it twasn’t a tattoo.
Imagine going down on that? And not knowing it was there… YIKES!!!
Um… Yea, it’s fake. And EVERYONE can tell… Fuckin’ pussy.
I’ve liked bands… I mean a lot. Really… Like fanatical, in my
youth. But can we say someone has jumped the line… Okay, can we say someone took a running start and over shot the line by about, say… 3,000,000 feet?
Hey… Why don’t you use the force and lose some weight you fat fuck. You’ve ruined my perception of Boba Fett forever, thanks you
Jabba-wanna-be…
You know that means “Fag” in Chinese right?
Why? WHY!!!?? WUUUUUUUHHHHHH EYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!???
What are you saying, Cousin ‘It has really long legs & likes to wear black fishnet nylons? God… Someone ‘end this guy.
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discusting!! all of it, get a life and spend that money on something usefull its ugly and you know it.
I’ve seen good tattoos and tattoos done right. But these examples are tattoos gone bad. Think of these as examples on what not to do.
The Chinese on that one was even wrong. It’s 壞孩男, but it should be 壞男孩.
I agree that the FAT FUCK should use the force to lose some weight. I like the devil on the pussy, except that it may help the fuckin’ Queer Movement! The ‘Nike Nigger’ is fuckin’ lame. The guy with the ‘dragon cock’ ought to fuck the stupid cunt with the ‘devil pussy’ (wouldn’t it be cool to watch the dragon puking sperm into the devil’s mouth?!). The Nazi Bastard can just go fuck himself up the ass. Bart Simpson’s asshole was pretty ingenious, I thought. And the dumb jackoff with the gun in his pants is probably trying to compensate for the lack of penis behind his zipper! Fuck ALL of these enema-juice-drinking turd-sucking, fart-whiffers!
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I sure hope dragon dick had a female tattoo artist…
Well i think most of you people, simply care too much bout other… Let them have their tattoo’s and keep looking forward if you don’t like it….
Always the same crap told by everone….Get a LIFE FFS!
I wonder if it wasn’t so bad to get tattooed on the loose skin of her vagina? I thought I’d pissssssssss myself when i saw the tattoo’d tender trunk guy….My god…Who held him (and his dick) down…you know that hurt! The Michael Jackson tat just grossed me out!
i just say: I love your fuckin tattoo´s… My own is: Fuck you…
These guys will be washing dishes and taking out the trash the rest of their life because of these moronic decisions. Well, all except for Steve-0. He’s the only smart one making money off of retarded shit.
to the guy with the beard, you scare me cause you look real tough……. BAHAHAHA LOL wtf were you thinking oyu would be scarry or something
the dragon on the penis was incredible … hahahaha I wonder how the womans reaction is … the gus was lame , the nike was lame, the crisis on the face , was horrible even on the arm it would look stupid … the girL with her face pirced and HARDCORE on her chest was problably the funniest one AHAHAHA… I think the guy that has his whole toungue tattoed lost all his taste buds for ever… so That wasnt a nice idea… the tattoo of charles mansons eye was coOL … the icedumbo in the begging regreted the tatoos 2 weeks later
Let the people be what they want to be!! If you don,t like it, why you make this comments… maybe this people gave you a little hapiness cause they are “crazy”… yes they are. so do you!! hehe
Let chic say freak!
I think the guy with the dragon tattoo was very brave, that must have hurt like hell!!! It’s very cool though, love it!
I have nothing against tats. I have one. But, when people start putting them in places and to such extremes that it becomes distracting it becomes too much. As an employer, I will never hire hire anyone with exposed tats like that. Not, will I hire anyone with any peircings beyond a couple sets of earings.
Of, course, unexposed body parts can have all they want, but……..
A woman that had that devil tat will be immediately lead to the door.
Conclusively, I agree with a few posts here. If they want them, have at it. But if you get them like shown here, don’t come askng for a job from me– and I will tell you exactly why you aren’t working for me. That kind of money could be better spent on silly stuff like house payments, kids’ college, child support, food, monthly bills……….
that penis dragon tat is funny as fuck…damn that must be scary to be a chick and see a guy pullin that shit out of his pants…Fuck! Beware the sperm puking dragon!
imagine if the dragon guy fucked the devil chick
Scary shit would have to happen
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questions about invisible tats, the ones u can ONLY see in the black lite. wanna get one but tattoo shops dont know what im talking about.
You need to call around and find one that works in ultraviolet inks.
You will find that larger cities you’ll have better luck… and you will have to look around.
An article I wrote about Ultraviolet Ink Tattoos.
whats up people…. im a tattoo artist and i stumbled across this site and laughed a little… but i have a few pics that would fit perfectly on your page to spice it up a little…and they arent as shitty as the ones above that look like they have been done by a retard with fingerpaints…except the brain on drugs one. but hit me back with an email site if you want some funny ass tattoos ive done.
I think teh Dragon Cock one and the Devils Pussy one should get together, if you know what i mean
i like the dragon cock. hottt. i like the pussy tattoo also. hott too. mind if i see the chainsaw tattoo?
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well then…
-Star Wars guy…WTF was he thinking? did he honestly think that having multiple no linking tats actually looked good? he’s fucking fired…
-Dragon Cock…that is one bold motherfucker
-Nike Guy…you’re fired
-Hardocre Chick…go cry emo kid
-Mr. Cool Ice…um…no…
-Eyes on Arm…that was interesting concept
-Bart Simpson’s anus…you’re fired for having a shitty artist
-Michael Jackson…you’re fired
-Asian Letters…you’re fired
-Everyone else…you’re all fired, pack your shit and gto
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Some great tattoos….
That guy with the cuts and bruises tattooed on his face should have spent the money on a shrink, and the “artist” have stongly suggested it to him.
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A+ for all - stupid ugly people doing there darndest to remind all how stupid & ugly they really are.
Yes some of the tats went a bit too far but as long as they can live with them we should cut them some slack. Allen there was no excuse to call the blackguy with the Nike tat the Nike Nigger. That was just wrong and made you look very ignorant. Keep up the good work.
عالم الوشم العجيب…….crazy tattoos…
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Gun in pants: 10.. best one on there
Eyes on Arm: 6.. interesting concept, Tat aint great
Bart Simpson anus: 6.. hillarious, but poor artwork
Steve-Os dots: 0.. come on now
Infected tattoo: 0.. Gross!
Spider Hands: 9. Good detail, interesting idea
Stupid Forehead: 0.. The tattoo itself says it all
Heart On Chest: 0.. Dude your a fag
Playboy Bunny: 0.. unoriginal, and looks like snoopy
Hardcore Girl: 2.. 2pts for taking the focus off face
Frattoo: 3.. no comment
Cunt Puncher: 5.. nothing special here
Nazi: 1.. Tattoo sucks as much as minority races
Dragon Penis: 8.. Nasty and Cool at the same time
Egg Head: 7.. nice art work
your name: 0.. pathetic
fake bruises: 4.. nice artwork, who would get that?!
golden palace.com: 0.. how dumb can you be?
666/putos guy: 2.. toothless wonder, you suck
blue tongue: 0.. disgusting piece of crap
ICP: 0.. Faggot2Dope and Violent Gay, nuff’ said
Bitches/Crazy: 1.. someone should slap you for that
Kevin: 0.. who the hell is kevin?
pube mower: 2.. good concept needs detail
myspace.com: 0.. a male myspace wh0re? *shakes head*
Nike: 0.. no shortage of shameless negros.
pizzaguy: 3.. That poor slice of pizza
DevilPussy: 2.. vagina looks ugly enough w/o the tat
tatto FAKE sleeve: -10.. NO just NO
Crisis: 1.. IS THAT A GIRL?
Star Wars: 0..I hate star wars u fat slob
Chinese Letters: 0..Tacky and unoriginal
Michael Jackson: 6.. Creepy yet amusing
Wow those tattoos were different. Now I know what not to look for when I get mine. Why would anyone be retarded like that? Maybe it was a joke but that won’t ever come off. That just made my sheltered life look good. LOL
I think the person with the beating tattooed on the face is actually female…
i smell stupid
(please email me)
As many comments as I’ve seen here, and I’ve had to moderate some pretty stupid ones. j&b… you’ve got me wondering.
I’m planning an update to this piece… Scouring a bit to find some more “unique” examples of idiocy.
ja pierdole!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael, that was stupid. If you don’t want to hire people with exposed tattoos, that’s fine, and your loss. I have tons and tons of tattoos, some are visible, most are not. I am however highly educated with an impressive degree from the best university in my country. I also have a great resume from previous employers. I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs, I’m good at what I do but I have tattoos. I really don’t think it’s up to you to decide how your staff should spend their money. If you live in a free society you have to pay the price that people might chose not to do what you do. Everything else is fascism. Would you also avoid to hire someone who spends too much money on clothes, nice furniture or travelling? Don’t worry, I won’t come to you looking for work anyway. I could never work for a fascist. Your ignorant world-view will die with you.
The chinese character means bad boy, not homosexual.
Thanks Chinese… are they Cantonese or Mandarin?
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all these people deserve to be taken out and shot to put them out of their miserable and pathetic existance, and i dont even know why i am here, god, this really is sickening.
To the writer of this blog. How abou you let people be. I’ll bet if you where faced with these people you would say nothing. But while you are safe at home behind your PC you can talk all the smack ya want. Your are the true pussy here.
Hmmm I won’t edit your post, mainly to make this point. Every person has the right to make the comments they believe. I love tattoos, especially great tattoos. And some stuff done in garages by guys learning, or in prisons, “or by your friend.” Can look like crap. There is something said about a person who makes a living tattooing. They know what works, and what doesn’t.
And in my mind, most of these don’t work, or the person really… didn’t think it through. And I was surprised that the tattoo artist actually said yes to doing it. Most don’t want to put their name on crap, so will council against it.
REMOVE THE NAZI HE SUCKS!!!!
Crazy people with crazt tattoos…
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Dragondick was awesome.
musta hurt though.
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THESE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE THE WORLD A SHITTY PLACE…THEY ALL NEED TO BE LOCKED UP THEN EUTHANIZED…THE GUY WHO GOT HIS DICK TATTED SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO SHOOT HIMSELF IN THE EYE…STAR WARS NERD NEEDS TO A)GET LAID OR B) SHOOT HIMSELF IN THE EYE…EMO CHICK NEEDS TO TRY TO HOLD HER BREATH AND COUNT TO A MILLION UNDERWATER…OH AND THE GUY WITH THE BLACK TONGUE YEA YOU BUDDY SERIOUSLY DUDE GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC…I ACTUALLY HATE MYSELF FOR LOOKING AT THESE…OH BUT CUNT PUNCHER DUDE YOU FUCKING ROCK THATS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
nice
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here’s some I found
Hi all!
I want to all of you know, World is mine, and yoursite good
G’night
The site looks great ! Thanks for all your help ( past, present and future !)
funnist thing ive seen all year, john london u k
duh the kid who ever wrote all the comments for the pictures is a dick wad. fuckin hater get your head out your ass before you start hatein on shiit you dont know about fuckin fucktard
giz - I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. There is such a thing as good tattoos…. there aren’t them.
If you are the “artist” that created one of these… I wouldn’t defend it, I’d be ashamed.
I have to say that all of the tattoos made me laugh. The one that made me laugh the most is the “Hardcore” girl. The moment I saw it, I just spit out my water and began to laugh to the point where my ribs began to hurt.
My favorite would have to be the lawnmower, simply because it was funny in a good way (At least to me it was.)
Lmao, what retard wrote this article? They came off sounding about a billion times as stupid and clueless as any of the people pictured. Complete, miserable failure of an attempt at “attitude”.
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The uv tattoos are tiny little balls of uv reactive plastic that is injected under the skin. I’m 75% covered in tattoos, and that still creeps me out
haha i’ve seen that girl with the hardcore tattoo around in leicester
i wish you could see an updated picture of her
she looks like ’shotgun face even more now.
and also has a shaved head
and probably even more shit tattoos
Hey dude, I love these pictures so much I’m copying them to my own blog. Thanks.
First off it wasnt a devil on that gals biff it was a japanese death mask which i personally think is pretty cool, also you all seem to miss the point that if you were fucking her it would symbolise your getting head off the devil (jealouse wife as seen in japanese culture).
people will always make themselves individual and leave them to it,theres someones out there for everyone.
mad alien - Yours was one of the most thoughtful comments made. And true it would of been like screwing the devil and each too their own, but damn…
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TOOOO FU–IN’ FUNNY…THANX FOR THE COMMENTARY
WTF?That’s it and nothing more.Fucktards all of em.
Wow, I am astounded at the level of judgmental fuckheadedness radiating from this site. If you don’t like tattoos then I can respect that, but who the fuck are you do call these people stupid for getting the tattoos they want? You can’t even write a coherent sentence! Reading through these comments makes me ashamed to be human. They should all be locked up and killed? What the fuck??? Climb down off your pedestal and try to understand that your opinion is just that and not fact. Your “good taste” is little more than your point of view.
Whoever wasted their time rounding up these pictures is the fucking biggest loser to walk the face of this planet… get a fucking life… work on something productive like cleaning up the basement you live in at your parents house… your 30 or so im guessing liven in your parents basment, fucking pathetic….kill yourself. oh ya your comments are also fucking retarded. your not funny
I actually have a tattoo a bit like the guys moving the lawn. I have a stickman juggler on my arm
I think they sholud all lay of the drugs (hahaha) f***en) burn-outs
LMAO, nice ones
I knew when I cut through the bullshit, the real feelings would shine through. Thank freaking God I never swallowed your bullshit.
I think u guys are so judgmental…., Just let them do what they want, besides its not ur life. Just zip ur mouth and zzzhut’up….
Peace Not War! Dude…
icp is the fuckin shit so fuck the fuck off u bitch ass haters!!!!!!!!!!!